Cat jokes

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What is another way to describe a cat ?
A heat seeking missile !

What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ?
He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?
Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?
There was some money in the kitty !

Why did the cat sleep under the car ?
Because she wanted to wake up oily !

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