Cat jokes
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Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of the tree bark.
If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get?
An a-cat-emy award.
Q: Why couldn't the cat speak?
A: The dog taped his mouth.
When you call a dog, they usually come to you.
When you call a cat; they take a message.
"Doctor," said the patient, "I need help! I can't stop acting like a cat!"
"How long have you had this problem?" the doctor asked.
"Lest's see," said the patient, "Mom had the litter in '41…