Cat jokes

1 | Page 2 | 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Next cat jokes »

Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing, scratching cat fight? - A: Claude

Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day? - A: Mice cream

Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A: Catnip!

Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? - A: You're the purrfect cat for me!

Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise? - A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

Next cat jokes »

1 | Page 2 | 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

Browse all the jokes by category:

...or read some samples at jokes directory.