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Why was the cat so small ?
Because it only ate condensed milk !

What is another way to describe a cat ?
A heat seeking missile !

What do cat actors say on stage ?
Tabby or not tabby !

What is an octopus?
An eight-sided cat.

A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. "Excuse me", he said to
the cat in charge, "Can you get milk stains out?" "Sure," replied
the cat. "We'll have that stain licked in a minute!"

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